Saturday, June 7, 2008

Is it normal to be so f-ing mad?

JIM. The most.. AHHH I WILL KILL HIM ONE DAY. SWEAR TO GOD.

He comes down stairs while I'm audio chatting with my friend:

Jim "Kevin what did you do today?"
Kevin: "Nothing"
Jim" It was gorgeous out."
Kevin " It was ninety degrees out" -friend points out it was ninety four-
Jim "So why didn't you go and do something?"
Kevin -shrugs-
Jim "Why don't you go to the park?"
Kevin "And do what with who?"
Jim "who're you talking to?"
kevin "Kristina but, she can't do anything."
Jim "Okay then call up your other friends Kevin."
Kevin "They probably can't do anything"
Jim "Call them"
-pause-
Jim "Seriously, get a life."
Kevin "OH YEAH ILL GET RIGHT ON THAT"
Jim "GIVE ME ANOTHER WISE ASS REMARK AND I'LL BE THE LVING SH*T OUT OF YOU"
Kevin -tried to control himself
-minute later-
(While walking upstairs)
Jim "You're such a waste."
Kevin "IM A WASTE OKAY" -rips out head phones and end conversation with friend- "I'M THE WASTE CAUSE I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TODAY CAUES I DIDN'T FEEL LIKE IT"
Jim "You're over reacting. A waste is just a name for people who waste the day."
Kevin "AND A F-ING A**HOLE IS A NAME FOR SOMEONE WHO ANNOYS PEOPLE ABOUT NOT DOING SOMETHING EVEN THOUGH IT WAS GORGEOUS OUTSIDE."
-Jim walks away-

Let's break this down.
Kevin " It was ninety degrees out" -friend points out it was ninety four-
NINETY DEGREES I opened the door at about one today and felt the surge of heat. Sounds like oodles and oddles of fun.

Kevin -shrugs-
Jim "Why don't you go to the park?"
  • A) It's 90
  • B) I don't feel like it
  • C) Everyone is busy
  • D) I DONT WANT TO 

Jim "Okay then call up your other friends Kevin."
-Jim LOVES to push the fact that I should hang out with other people besides who I usually hand out with. I GO TO SCHOOL WITH PEOPLE I NEVER HANG OUT WITH. I"M COMPLETELY CONTENT WITH SEEING THEM THEN AND MY FRIENDS ON THE WEEKENDS. Needless to say I'm tired of this topic.

Jim "GIVE ME ANOTHER WISE ASS REMARK AND I'LL BE THE LVING SH*T OUT OF YOU"
-And I'll have fun explaining this to Mom, Dad, and every relative and person you know and work with. Try explaining to your boss why you beat up your 14 year old brother or living that down with your roommate next year.

This happened 5 minutes ago. I'm still furious and my blood is still pounding unnaturally. Jim annoys me so much. He need to go back to school. And LEAVE ME ALONE.

KCTW

P.S. And pay me the money he owes me.

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