Abby:
"Abby: i found out my prom date asking me was just a half ass attempt to:
1 avoid going with someone else
2 have an easy yes and
3 get in a girls pants
so
since walters said some things of less than honorable nature joe is getting all defensive and is gunna try and get walter to back off and like either
a- not be an ass
or
b- take someone else"
Alright, Walter and Joe are both boys Abby knows through riflery. Walter is taking her to prom.
Me:
"I never used them but I do own bats"
I am DONE with guys doing this to Abby. So, fucking done with it.
Abby:
"i can fight my own battles you know"
Me:
"even butch cassidy had the sun dance kid WAIT that makes me the sun dance kid.."
Abby:
"and joe is like i want to punch him in the face"
Me:
" Joes not allowed to be protective yet and JUST cause I said so"
Joes been coming on really strong lately and I've always said its generally weirded me out how intense hes gotten. So, this to me is a toe-ing the line.
Abby:
"i told him what you were saying about walter and vinny he told me to tell you youver got the right idea"
Dont ask me to reason why that got me pissed off as hell. Its just that I've been dealing with boys pulling shit on Abby for a year. I still want to punch Vinny (her ex) and a bunch of other sleeze bags really hard in the face. So, Joe giving me this 'you've got the right idea' bit is so fucking patronizing and aggravating I told Abby I want to say this to Joe but dont:
"YEAH, you know buddy I think I should be giving you advice seeing as this is my like 6th time around the block and you just got past the stop sign, junior. So, sorry if I dont FAINT at your encouragement, really nothing personal. "
I'm fucking mad at this guy. Probably cause I'm exhausted and working on my instincts to protect Abby and that every other guy I dont fully know is potentially a disaster waiting to happen. And, I dont like being treated like a fucking 9-year-old.
Abby:
"heres what Joe sent me: '...i'm going to brainstorm a few different options like I said, we'll see what i can come up with, and sweet heart you my dear are like no person I've evn had the prvelege of knowing and I thank youfor being so great I've nver spoken toanyone as much as I speak to you and I turly love eveyr minute of it and I couldntimagine whta my life would be like without you, you're perfect, goodnight and sweet dreams my love.'"
My reaction internally: BUDDY YOU BETTER BACK THE FUCK UP CAUSE I KNOW DOUCHE BAGS YOU WALK LIKE YOU, TALK LIKE YOU, AND ACT LIKE YOU AND IVE SEEN THEM DO THINGS TO ABBY THAT MADE ME WANNA TAKE THEIR FUCKING SCALPS AND TURN THEM INTO SOCKS FOR THEM TO WEAR IN THEIR CASKET, SO IF YOU HAVE AN OUNCE OF SELF PRESERVATION BACK UP. SHE IS MY WIFE. I CALL HER SWEET HEART. I SAY I LOVE HER. AND YOU GO TO ME IF YOU WANT HER. GOT IT?
Abby and I pretend we're married, and we love each other and everything. I could never date Abby so shut it if you were gonna say that. So, other boys she JUST met saying this and not wanting to date her after I've worked 10 years for this requires such a blow up in my eyes. And, I totally dont belive they dont want to date her.
I said to Abby:
"He needs to back the fuck up. BTW, because of his bat comment if he asks you out I lose total respect."
Cause it'll prove my theory correct. We talk randomly and then she says:
"Yeah really.. for a moment there I was starting to think you were angry might get a chance to be genuinely happy with someone who isnt a douchebag."
Oh, times I've been told I'm being ridiculous for thinking the way I do. And the time I've seen her crying over some boy. Yeah, Abby this is all a conspiracy for me to ruin you life. Totally.
Not like IM PROTECTING YOU OUT OF LOVE.
KCTW
P.S. This is totally theraputic.
1 avoid going with someone else
2 have an easy yes and
3 get in a girls pants
so
since walters said some things of less than honorable nature joe is getting all defensive and is gunna try and get walter to back off and like either
a- not be an ass
or
b- take someone else"
Alright, Walter and Joe are both boys Abby knows through riflery. Walter is taking her to prom.
Me:
"I never used them but I do own bats"
I am DONE with guys doing this to Abby. So, fucking done with it.
Abby:
"i can fight my own battles you know"
Me:
"even butch cassidy had the sun dance kid WAIT that makes me the sun dance kid.."
Abby:
"and joe is like i want to punch him in the face"
Me:
" Joes not allowed to be protective yet and JUST cause I said so"
Joes been coming on really strong lately and I've always said its generally weirded me out how intense hes gotten. So, this to me is a toe-ing the line.
Abby:
"i told him what you were saying about walter and vinny he told me to tell you youver got the right idea"
Dont ask me to reason why that got me pissed off as hell. Its just that I've been dealing with boys pulling shit on Abby for a year. I still want to punch Vinny (her ex) and a bunch of other sleeze bags really hard in the face. So, Joe giving me this 'you've got the right idea' bit is so fucking patronizing and aggravating I told Abby I want to say this to Joe but dont:
"YEAH, you know buddy I think I should be giving you advice seeing as this is my like 6th time around the block and you just got past the stop sign, junior. So, sorry if I dont FAINT at your encouragement, really nothing personal. "
I'm fucking mad at this guy. Probably cause I'm exhausted and working on my instincts to protect Abby and that every other guy I dont fully know is potentially a disaster waiting to happen. And, I dont like being treated like a fucking 9-year-old.
Abby:
"heres what Joe sent me: '...i'm going to brainstorm a few different options like I said, we'll see what i can come up with, and sweet heart you my dear are like no person I've evn had the prvelege of knowing and I thank youfor being so great I've nver spoken toanyone as much as I speak to you and I turly love eveyr minute of it and I couldntimagine whta my life would be like without you, you're perfect, goodnight and sweet dreams my love.'"
My reaction internally: BUDDY YOU BETTER BACK THE FUCK UP CAUSE I KNOW DOUCHE BAGS YOU WALK LIKE YOU, TALK LIKE YOU, AND ACT LIKE YOU AND IVE SEEN THEM DO THINGS TO ABBY THAT MADE ME WANNA TAKE THEIR FUCKING SCALPS AND TURN THEM INTO SOCKS FOR THEM TO WEAR IN THEIR CASKET, SO IF YOU HAVE AN OUNCE OF SELF PRESERVATION BACK UP. SHE IS MY WIFE. I CALL HER SWEET HEART. I SAY I LOVE HER. AND YOU GO TO ME IF YOU WANT HER. GOT IT?
Abby and I pretend we're married, and we love each other and everything. I could never date Abby so shut it if you were gonna say that. So, other boys she JUST met saying this and not wanting to date her after I've worked 10 years for this requires such a blow up in my eyes. And, I totally dont belive they dont want to date her.
I said to Abby:
"He needs to back the fuck up. BTW, because of his bat comment if he asks you out I lose total respect."
Cause it'll prove my theory correct. We talk randomly and then she says:
"Yeah really.. for a moment there I was starting to think you were angry might get a chance to be genuinely happy with someone who isnt a douchebag."
Oh, times I've been told I'm being ridiculous for thinking the way I do. And the time I've seen her crying over some boy. Yeah, Abby this is all a conspiracy for me to ruin you life. Totally.
Not like IM PROTECTING YOU OUT OF LOVE.
KCTW
P.S. This is totally theraputic.
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