Monday, August 4, 2008

Gasp! -Part Deux!!-

Okay, well this is only gonna be a Part 2 cause Pottercast dominated that other post so much I won't shmuck it up with more nonsense. Where was I.. Friday? Right.

Friday was Breaking Dawn. 
9:46 AM. Kc calls me telling me she got to Barnes and Noble to get the special wristbands and cannot get me one so I must go there too. Roar. Wayy too early to do this.. I get up throw on shorts get to b&N expecting the line de doom. Out the door, round the block screaming and death BUT I find that the line inside is about 12 people and I know 1/4 of it and it all moves relatively fast. More people behind me.

Kaitlin -I know her-: "I hope Bella doesn't die."
Phoebe -found her name out 12 hours later-: "Really? I hope she does."
Me: "WAIT you too!! I hate bella."
P: "Yeah!! I know, shes so annoying why can't she die!!"
Me: "Stephenie Meyer doesn't have the guts to kill her."
P: "Yeah."

This goes on till I reach the desk where the pleasant man hands me a bracelet saying C. C?! I though I was like Q. Joy, I'll be home at a reasonable hour.

11:27 AM Lili ccalls me re-joicing that she got herself a wristband though they began giving them away at 10 AM. She is E.

-Mini Blog!! For Harry Potter last year you had about 2 seconds to get these wristbands later that night at 11PM they were still handing them out. -HARRY POTTER IS BETTER- Back to the actual blog.-

I'm hurled to the doctor for my physical nothing special; I'm 5'11 and my blood enjoys being inside me and clots quickly. More hurling to Friendly's then back home where the internet is down hurl to the library which is in the opposite direction of the dermatologist where I should be heading. 20 minutes later, and extremely late, my mom returns with info about her date with a college buddy for ol' times and we skip the dermatologist so I can be hurled to the speech pathologist who assures me I'm doing fine. Hurled home.

I sleep. Then at 9:30 I'm picked up and we go tot Barnes and Noble to see the party in full swing. I'm Team Bella. The best part was my outfit: The Hogwarts Crest and on the shirt underneath is a sign reading: HARRY POTTER PROVED THAT KIDS BOOKS CAN BE OVER 500 PAGES. TWILIGHT PROVED SOME BOOKS SHOULDN'T BE. Abby ripped it up. Mission accomplished. So I walk around spouting my insight on Twilight -haha, I harassed people- and telling them that Edward was a spousal abuser and Jacob was creepy. Then I found the book discussion -AKA love.- I spent my time reminding them Twilight isn't real and arguing with my polar opposite: Jessica. She and I happily argued over Twilight while the crowd booed me.

11:11PM At the discussion everyone begins wishing so I take the opportunity to hop up and down saying "I hope Edward dies. I hope Edward dies." Well the sound they made was extremely appropriate for this party and I'm shocked I had all my limbs after that. They call the A's then the B's I hurry down stairs to make sure I'm one of the first C's and on the escalator I run into Phoebe whose also about to begin waiting. We stand on the second level and scramble in line quickly -ABBY WAS BEHIND ME HAHAHAH- We talk some more with people we don't know but, its exciting. 12:01 comes and my ear drums went.

Did I mention Greg asked me to get him the Abs Diet? Well I searched there system and it wasn't there but, he angrily calls me while I'm trying to help the cashier get all these books done and I ignore it cause at this point thats the last thing they need; a yappy teenager holding up 250 people. Hes furious cause he found the book in plain sight and he hates me apparently. -Still his favorite brother- WAIT LILI!!!! I scramble to find Lili in the line with the E's SHIT shes near the register WHERE IS GREG AND THIS BOOK?? I spot him dash to him and dash to Lili who is being shoved to a cashier. She gets the books and voila mission accomplished. I head home it's only 12:30 and read a 100 pages before turning in. I'll get into the book itself later but right now I've typed out 2 novellas and I need my strength to flip through channels.

-Wow, I wish I video-ed my blog cause I just swivel-danced to some rad Jesse McCartney..-

This post will either get a rennovation on more party details; maybe a another part.. until then.

KCTW

P.S. My friends come home in.. 6 days?? God, the 10th is coming to quickly!!

No comments: