WHO THE F- DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?

So 2 days ago I was playing rockband at Kristina's house and while playing I put my phone down cause it was buggin' me. So when I left, consequently, I forgot it. Oh well.. So today I called Kristina like 3 times trying to make plans so I could get my phone back from her after my speech-pathologist --TRUST ME that will get its own post-- So today I return home and call Moe by accident but, I figure I'll ask if she's joining us and if the maintenance guy fixed her window.

Me-"Hi"

Moe-(sounds of business and random talking in the background 'Wanna talk to him?')" 

Me- "Where.."

Moe- "We're crossing a street bye!!"

Ahhh, they're on bikes prospectively to my house. I call Kristina in a few minutes.

Me-"Hi, are you with Moe?"

K- "Yes, and Meg." (background noises of the phone exchanging hands)

Moe- "WE ARE DOING CAMP BONDING BYE."

-hang up-

I DONT F*****G CARE IF YOU ARE BUILDING A F******G ROCKET SHIP TO CAMP YOU DON'T HANG UP ON PEOPLE YOU ARE NOT EVEN ON THE PHONE WITH. I call again.

Me- "I WANT MY PHONE BACK."

Moe to Kristina- "Oh, he wants his phone back."

Kristina- "Oh, -I'm a douche- you can have it back when I get home.."

Me- "Where are you?"

Kristina- "Meg's. Okay..B..-

I hang up this time. YOU WILL BE AT CAMP FOR 2 WEEKS. I WONT. GIVE ME THE PHONE AND SPEND THOSE 14 DAYS BONDING YOU F-ing MORON. So, you will go home get the phone I will ride to wherever get the phone and either go on my merry way or join you sorority sisters. Strike that. I just want my phone.

KCTW

P.S. Enough is enough.